I’ve never been more uncomfortable in my life like I am right now watching Straw Dogs.
It’s a shit movie that never should have been made. Shame on everyone involved. And I mean everyone.
TEN YEARS. TEN YEARS I WAS MARRIED TO THAT WOMAN. HOLLOWED OUT HALF A MAPLE FOR HER AND THE KIDS. GATHERED I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY NUTS AND SEEDS. THOUSANDS? HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS? THEN SHE UP AND LEAVES ME FOR SOME ASSHOLE FROM THE CITY WHO PROBABLY LIVES ON TOP OF A 7-11 AND EATS GARBAGE OR SOMETHING. JUST LIKE THAT. NO WARNING, NO NOTHING.
“HE’S ARTISTIC.”
“HE’S PASSIONATE.”
“HE MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.”
I DON’T HAVE PASSIONS? I DON’T LIKE ART THINGS? WHAT DO I MAKE HER FEEL? DEAD? I MEAN COME ON! GIVE ME A BREAK HERE! SOME OF US WERE TOO BUSY PUTTING FOOD IN THE BURROW TO WORK ON OUR POETRY, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
I’ve never been more uncomfortable in my life like I am right now watching Straw Dogs.
It’s a shit movie that never should have been made. Shame on everyone involved. And I mean everyone.
O.O
Hugonebula, you do realize that this is an article from a satirical news site, right? I hope you were not slow enough to not understand that.
I had no knowledge of the fact that I was president until I read about it in the news, just like you.
- Barack Obama, paraphrased (via whatiscapitalism)
whoa whoa whoa, but based on the comment from the Waiting to Exhale post last night, black women were the only women who talk shit about men and that’s why we’re single and bitter. That’s why black men date outside of their race. *side eye*
welp
Preach
This is the rotten fruit of feminism: hate and anger. Just imagine a bunch of men saying this about women.
(Source: machistado)
Le boom.
What a great argument! Obviously because something is the law that makes it just and right! We’ve never had corrupted laws before or anything. It was never the law that interracial couples couldn’t get married. It was never the law that enforced segregation. It was never the law that punished homosexual acts. No no no, the law is always perfect. So once again, great argument!
Don’t like it? Too bad! It’s the law so therefore it must be right and you’re just a whinny brat. Whatever I say goes, deal with it. -BO
Lol. Someone’s offended. I think you missed the point though. It wasn’t intended to be an actual argument. It was akin to “Why can’t I do this? That’s not fair!” “Well, life’s not fair, deal with it.”
That was what I found so hilarious. Because, you know, health care is kinda a necessity. That’s where you and I differ in beliefs though, so I’ll respect that.
Not directed at you, I just don’t like that people on tumblr take this as a serious argument.
Healthcare is a wonderful thing that human progress and invention has given us, But that doesn’t justify using violence and force so that people will have it. And honestly, Obamacare isn’t even good in the eyes of true liberals. All it does is force you to buy health insurance or be fined. That’s the equivalent of trying to end homelessness by mandating everyone buy a house. Not to mention, it’s raising the premiums in all but I believe 5 states, some as high as 80%. It’s a horrible mess, even if you”re a leftist. It’s terrible policy.
and who runs the White House twitter account. Yes, we know it was passed. It’s. The. Law. sounds too much like ‘I am the law’ (and not in a good way) to me.
LOL now I want to see both of the Judge Dredd movies again now…
It’s creepy how whomever runs the WH twitter account doesn’t think laws can be repealed. It’s VERY creepy that when a representative ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE asks THE PEOPLE to give an opinion, the WH twitter master’s comment is to repeat that it’s the law…as if because it’s law THAT makes it FINAL. Well, fuck you. NO law in this land is final. Ever. Because lawmakers and politicians work FOR US, not the other way around.
BENGHAZI SCANDAL! (Featuring Andrew Klavan) (by StevenCrowder)
Great Video.
The public black-out of Benghazi explained perfectly in 2 minutes, 44 seconds.
This is a very nice summation of all the pathetic and childish name-calling the Left does. Worse than schoolyard bullies.
(Source: early-morning-rain)