Why does Mitt Romney have a son named Tagg?
Taggart*
Because it is an awesome name.
End of story.
I can’t even believe someone would ask this question. Why are there people named Dakota and Connor and Blue Ivy and Apple and Inspektor Pilot and Jackson? (Those are all names of celebrities’ children, by the way.) Why can’t they all be named Mary and Joseph? Oh, but then the question would be all “Why are their names Mary and Joseph, that sounds so RELIGIOUS. Are their parents Jesus freaks or something?”
You cannot fucking win with the dull, inconsequential questions Democrats ask.
